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Кот голодный

Кот голодный как собака —
Хоть ложись и умирай.
Ты хозяин просто бяка!
Как тебе не ай-я-яй?

Уплетаешь сам жаркое,
Пьёшь, бессовестный, компот.
Безобразие какое!
Кто главнее в доме? Кот!

Оторвёшься от жаркого,
Обновишь моё меню —
Я негодника такого
Так и быть уж, извиню.

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Медведь и медведица

Хороший медведь у медведицы.
Увидев её он аж светится.
Поскольку её уважает -
Она ему деток рожает.

Загадка

Может он летать всех выше,
Клюв его острей ножа.
От него малышки-мыши
Разбегаются, дрожа.

Злая собака

Отчего собака злая?
Если честно, я не знаю.

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